Amanda, 20

fluffmugger:

catchymemes:

A drink or two

#the internet is a chaotic neutral space#if you ask a chaotic neutral entity to do something for you might not get a no#but you might get a very strange yes

(via reasonedroughened)

hijerking:

i hate wikipedia

(via dulect)

(via bob-belcher)

the-real-rupaul:

the-real-rupaul:

the-real-santino-rice:

hobnob-69:

He should be fine I left him with enough food and water for a week

That was two weeks ago

Oh god no let me go check on him

By Talos this can’t be happening

(via beautiffied)

eatingisfab:

Literally my life

(via toastbutteregg)

(via burgertv)

(via meta-morpheaus)

(via dulect)

surprisebitch:

on a scale of 1 to done

i’m

(Source: surprisebitch, via toastbutteregg)

regularlesbian:

tiktokarchive:

hedonism

(via theofficialcatcat)

selfproclaimedunicorn:

7-galaxys:

parkaklimer:

i just spent half an hour digging in my blog to find these pics bc i gotta know who this is and what this series is

Chris Flemming is a national treasure & Gayle has no right being as finny as it is

(via theofficialcatcat)

sagihairius:

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired

so yeah i met identical triplets today

(via theofficialcatcat)

lonniiii:

whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give

(via dulect)